Came across an old funny story the other day. Technically about Canadians but for the sake of not "offending" anyone:
A law enforcement office comes across a local indigenous person of small means sitting on the ground in front of his home. The officer says he would like to inspect the property for any illegally grown substances. The local shrugs and replies "suit yourself but don't go into the left hand field".
The officer then unloads on the local shoving his badge into the man's face and shouting "you see this badge? it empowers me to go anywhere I !#&&%[email protected] want and look for anything I !#$%^ please! Understand?"
The officer then proceeds arrogantly towards the fields.
The local waits for a while and then hears a great commotion from the fields. The officer comes running past with a local ferocious animal in hot persuit.
The local sprints after them yelling " Show him the badge! Show him the !#%& badge!!!"